I will call anyone you want (Pretty good Beavis impression)
Description
Greetings,
My name is David Wolfe, I am a 24 year old man. My website: https://davidwolfe.xyz (http://davidw4kjv3qnw3nhlh3lxr2peplgzgexu3idgaprlwpgctvne4zpgid.onion/)
I have a US VOIP phone number.
I can call anyone on your behalf. As I am starting out, I want to keep instructions basic, so for now I will only be able to call to wish happy birthday or congratulations.
This is my regular voice. https://voca.ro/121kdTaX8XOI
I can do a somewhat good Beavis impression too*: https://voca.ro/1oifphrlj4tv
* Yes, being that Beavis is a retard, me being able to naturally do a Beavis impression is rather concerning.
Category: Assistance
Tags: call, assistance, beavis
Published on: November 29, 2025
Views: 4
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About the trader
I log onto XMRBazaar everyday to check any messages or requests. You can also email me at contact@davidwolfe.xyz but I don't check my emails as often so your best bet would be to contact me here.
You are free to ask for a special request, I don't charge much since making money is secondary here, I'm just bored. I think they teach this in economics class, the higher the boredom the lower the prices, something like that...well, economics is basically accounting + astrology so who cares about that, really.
My PGP key: https://davidwolfe.xyz/assets/davidwolfepgpkey.txt
My website: https://davidwolfe.xyz
My website onion: http://davidw4kjv3qnw3nhlh3lxr2peplgzgexu3idgaprlwpgctvne4zpgid.onion/
My video website: https://videos.davidwolfe.xyz
My imageboard: https://ashleygravesis.cool
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