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CaptainCanaryLLC

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Member since Jun 2024

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If you want to donate to me, give me a tip, or help me fund my public xmr node, I'd like to make it fun.

When donations in the donation wallet reach 1 xmr, I will take .15 as a donation, and send 85% (.85 xmr) back to one of the donators at random.

Donations can be made here: https://xmrchat.com/captaincanaryllc

Note: I have provided XMRchat with my private viewkey for the donation wallet. I haven't used the site yet beyond setting my page up, but I assume the balance will be viewable to all. If not, I can share public viewkey.

Before you send, please note:

- let me know your txid and your xmr wallet address (or any xmr address you like). Easiest way to do this is to put it in your xmrchat msg, but if you'd rather do it privately, msg me here or on simplex
- I will keep track of how many millinero you have sent
- chances of getting the .85 xmr donation are weighted by number of millinero you have sent to the donation address
- if you want to be included publicly, you can send your donations to my xmrchat with a message including your xmr wallet address (could be any address you like)
- if you would like to be included privately, message me
- I will use random.org to select a number between 1-1000, and will send the .85 to the address matching that within 24 hours of reaching 1 xmr
- after the 1 xmr is donated to final recipient, the process will restart from the beginning again

If the amount goes over 1 xmr before I can get to it, I will cut it off when a tx meets or goes over the 1 xmr limit. Any donated amount that goes over the 1 xmr limit will be included in the next 1 xmr donation block, and will attributed to the sender.

Selecting the 85% donatee:

1 xmr / 1000 = .001 xmr (1 millinero)
For every millinero in 1 xmr, a donator will have a designated random number assigned to their millinero. For example, if a donator donates .001 xmr, they will receive 1 as their designated number.

I will then go to random.org and select a random number between 1 and 1000. If the number is 1, the first donator will receive the .85 xmr.

After you send your donation, provide me with your txid, and I will match it to a tx in my wallet, noting the order the donation was received in.

Here's an unlikely example to illustrate:

- if donator #1 donates .001 xmr, they receive number 1 as their assigned number. If the random number generator chooses that number, they get the .85 xmr.
- if donator #2 donates .337 xmr, they receive numbers 2-337 as their assigned numbers to be randomly chosen to receive the .85 xmr.
- if donator #2 donates .662 xmr, they receive numbers 338-1000 as their assigned numbers. If the RNG chooses any number between 338 and 1000, donator #3 receives the .85 xmr.

If I've forgotten something and/or this is broken, let me know, I'll fix it. I'm expecting not to get 1000 separate .001 xmr txs, if I do I will need some help organizing, and it will take me a while.

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Tags: donation, donate, tip, fund, funding

Published on: November 4, 2025

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CaptainCanaryLLC

5.00 (60 reviews)

Member since June 2024

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Beware of imposter profiles. This is the real me. Double-check against my PGP key on captaincanaryllc.com

Double-check this is your current URL (my only real profile here): https://xmrbazaar.com/user/CaptainCanaryLLC/

Sometimes I buy and sell my own personal cryptocurrency. I've made this LLC to protect my privacy.

Written on Aug 16 2025, 13:47 UTC, last monero Block hash (height): 81d7316b39c2d8688eeb31113d8073e4fdff89f8265ad99af3ca47898668d55c (3479134)

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Clearnet (tor/i2p mirrors and SimpleX contact info available):

https://www.captaincanaryllc.com

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