XMRBazaar (beta)

Description

I am making websites for those who are convicted sex offenders.

Why? While I was perusing sexual offender websites, I found myself unsatisfied with the lack of information regarding the offense. For example, many websites only provide a simple entry for the person's offense with no further detail about the case, such as:
Crime: Statutory Sodomy Second Degree

We have no further information about the crime. I would prefer if the offender could have a section to write their side of the story. Perhaps the crime wasn't all that bad, but the legal terminology and lack of information makes your crime seem way more extreme and worse than it actually is.

If you are a convicted sex offender, I will make a website for you that solely focuses on your sexual offense. The following list is what I will provide for you on your website:

1. Re-vamp your mugshot in GIMP by removing any blemishes, imperfections, wrinkles, color-correcting, and fixing the bright florescent prison lighting to a more suitable, warm, inviting color tone to better suit your skin tone. Your mugshot will look warm and inviting to show your best, law-abiding self.

Here are two example before and after photos I edited in GIMP. (SEE PHOTOS ON MY LISTING.)
Photo 1 (main photo) Notice that I altered the shirt from bright orange to a shade of blue. This is to subconsciously convince people that you're a good person, because this shade of blue looks identical to a nurse's uniform.

Photo 2 (second photo) I can add hair, remove weight, close your lips, and much more.

2. Make the website have fantastic SEO so your website will show up before all other websites when searching for your name. The goal here is that if someone searches your name on a search engine, your website that you control will show up in the search results first. This increases the chances that the person conducting the search will go to your website first and see a more well-balanced side of your sexual assault journey.

3. Humanize the offender by including a log of all of the times you have committed legal sex acts. This will show the other party that you are mostly a law-abiding citizen and while you may have committed a crime once, the large majority of your sexual actives are legal. Perhaps we could include this in both a log and an overall percentage system. For example:

Date Legal Illegal
12-06-2004 Yes, porn, milf N/A
12-07-2004 Yes, porn, BBW N/A
12-10-2004 Yes, porn, anal N/A
12-12-2004 Yes, consensual 18+ sex N/A
02-12-2005 No Yes. Rape
02-15-2005 Yes, I was raped in county jail, 18+ No
02-19-2005 Yes, imagination No
02-23-2005 Yes, imagination No
02-26-2005 Yes, imagination No
02-26-2005 Yes, ceiling had shape that looked like woman No
PERCENTAGE OFFENDER: 90% 10%

4. Sex offender registry websites will always make note of your tattoos. Why not get a chance to talk about the meaning behind your rad tattoos?

5. Post a picture of the victim during the time of the sex offense***. If your victim was very hot, this might make others sympathize with why you committed the crime.
***unless the sex offense was CP. We can't do that for obvious reasons

This service is only available for registered sex offenders. If you are a sex offender but just haven't been caught yet, then I cannot provide this service for you, because it seems illogical to want to admit to a crime you haven't been caught for yet. I accept payments in Monero (XMR). The cost to produce this website will be $250, but I promise that it will manage and save your reputation by great measures. You can pay even more if you want just to be nice.

Sometimes people e-mail me saying that they are not sure if I am joking or not. This is not a joke. This is 100% serious and I will do this for you.

Tags: pedophilia, sex offender, rapist, glow up

Published on: January 16, 2025

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