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ORIGINAL ARK OF THE COVENANT (satirical)
Description
For sale: the Ark of the Covenant (according to legend), allegedly taken by Moses, lost to history, stolen in Babylon, moved around during the Roman Empire, and conveniently rediscovered not long ago in a Roman villa.
After centuries of questionable custody and improbable logistics, the Ark is now — finally — in diamond hands.
Or at least, safer than Babylon.
✨ Features (legendary):
– Divine-grade craftsmanship
– Excellent deterrent against unwanted visitors
– Timeless design
– Unknown power source
📜 Provenance:
Documented exclusively in ancient texts, rumors, and questionable historical interpretations.
💬 Notes:
This listing is purely satirical and intended as humor, art, or conceptual commentary.
No miracles guaranteed. No plagues included. No Roman legions involved.
📦 Shipping:
Pickup preferred. Courier transport not recommended
Category: Collectables
Tags: ark, covenant, jew, epstein, god, bible, religion, hebraism, catholicism, jesus, moses
Trust rating: Caution
Published on: February 3, 2026
Views: 4
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