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T-SHIRT SAVING SHRIMP SCHIZOPHASIA WOR(L)D SA(L)AD
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T-SHIRT SAVING SHRIMP SCHIZOPHASIA WOR(L)D SA(L)AD

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Imagine that you came across 1,500 shrimp about to be painfully killed. They were going to be thrown onto ice where slowly, agonizingly, over the course of 20 minutes, they’d suffocate and freeze to death at the same time. Imagine them struggling, gasping, without enough air, fighting for their lives, but it’s no use.

Fortunately, there’s a machine that will stun every shrimp, so that they’ll be unconscious during their deaths, rather than in extreme agony. But the machine is broken. To fix it, you’d have to spend 1$. Should you do so? We can even sweeten the deal and imagine that the machine won’t just be used this year—it will be used year after year, saving 1,500 shrimp per year.

Read more & find sources (eg. on shrimp suffering compaired to human) here: https://benthams.substack.com/p/the-best-charity-isnt-what-you-think

I will sell you a t-shirt with this fucking image, any colour, any size. Shirts will be made in China to make it as cheap as possible. 100% of money earned on this listing will be send to ShrimpWelfareProject. Capitalism.

Category: Clothes

Tags: t-shirt, clothes

Published on: August 16, 2025

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4.96 (199 reviews)
Member since July 2024
About me

Cypherpunk from Sweden selling the stuff you need.
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I spend 75% of earned money on charity (reducing suffering). Yes, I can share proofs. Yes, it's also a good reason to prefer me over others.

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