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XmrBazaar Mediator: cypherpink is a mediator for 2-of-3 multisig escrow. Note: Do not send funds directly to the mediator. Use the built-in multisig escrow feature.
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cypherpink Online today Mediator Donor - Resistor Top Seller
4.94 (531 reviews)
Last online: Today
Member since July 2024
Total trades: 1008
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Donor - Resistor
Donor - Resistor

Donated 0.1+ XMR

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About me

Cypherpunk from Sweden selling the stuff you need.
tinyurl.com/warranty15

Skills

I have a lot of different items sold. If something is not listed, check the "anything goes" -option, where I get you literally anything for 5$.

Looking to buy

N/A

Looking to sell

Anything ethical, excluding porn and drugs.

₿ Payment in BTC, LTC, OTHER (+15%) available.

Links

Ask for a Session. My SimpleX: https://smp15.simplex.im/a#RaHPMolm3edlYq3s9SvbjCzKLyMucmV19Amse2TG7Kc
I can also create a disposable encrypted chat in Tor Browser for us two.

💎 KYC-free crypto exchange with low fees: https://pegasusswap.com/?ref=V3CJ45B

📢 64 XMR DONATION TO THE CENTER FOR REDUCING SUFFERING: https://tinyurl.com/suffering-xmr
I donate 75% of my income to suffering reducing charity.
Join me in effective altruism with XMR here: https://kuno.anne.media/fundraiser/hvzc/

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View cypherpink’s mediator listings
4.94 stars overall · 531 reviews for this trader
5
good!
Buyer | Reviewed listing: WhatsApp
Reply from cypherpink:
5
yet another great deal!
Seller | Oct 5, 2026
5
GOOD
Buyer | Reviewed listing: Telegram account | manual delivery
Early review - Order not completed yet
Reply from cypherpink:
5
all good
Seller | Oct 8, 2026
5
A truly unique experience. Five 3.5-inch floppies worth of data, and every single byte is worth it. Unless you get your very own copy of CatCompressor, you may never know what lies inside. Take matters into your own hands and discover the truth now!
Buyer | Reviewed listing: catcompressor
Reply from cypherpink:
5
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Seller | Oct 7, 2026
5
cypherpink lets you choose between a free gift / refund if he can't fulfill a part of your order.

5/5 for the CX effort very cool
Buyer | Reviewed listing: OLD TWITTER/X (year 2011-2018) ACCOUNTS
Reply from cypherpink:
5
✌️
Seller | Oct 6, 2026
5
Good service.
Buyer | Reviewed listing: 🎁 Proxy Shopper (buy for you)
Reply from cypherpink:
5
great and easy trades! extremely patient customer
Seller | Oct 5, 2026
5
Issue with the first email, but got it resolved quickly with another email. Works great.
Buyer | Reviewed listing: Google/Gmail account
Reply from cypherpink:
5
all good!
Seller | Oct 4, 2026
5
Good and helpful seller.
Buyer | Reviewed listing: Telegram account | manual delivery
Reply from cypherpink:
5
✌️
Seller | Oct 4, 2026
5
Auto delivery worked.
Buyer | Reviewed listing: Proton | 🚀 AutoDelivery (read description)
5
As described and delivered instantly.
Buyer | Reviewed listing: Proton | 🚀 AutoDelivery (read description)
5
Smooth operator.
Buyer | Reviewed listing: Google/Gmail account
Reply from cypherpink:
5
all good!
Seller | Oct 1, 2026
5
Fast and efficient, good communication.
Seller | Reviewed listing: [UX/UI] Get An Actual Designer's Feedback on Your VibeCoded Project (0.2 XMR/hr)
Reply from cypherpink:
5
pretty specific, thought-through feedback
Buyer | Oct 1, 2026
5
I am very satisfied. It went exactly as I expected. The responses were professional, and the delivery was fast.
Seller | Reviewed listing: paysafecard to XMR
Reply from cypherpink:
5
thanks for the first purchase!
Buyer | Oct 1, 2026
5
Everything was okay
Buyer | Reviewed listing: Mediator #Mz8kp
Reply from cypherpink:
5
+rep
Seller | Sep 30, 2026
5
all perfect will trade again
Buyer | Reviewed listing: Buying XMR via cash by mail (EUR)
Reply from cypherpink:
5
easy & fast trades!
Seller | Sep 30, 2026
5
5/5
Buyer | Reviewed listing: Private Listing
5
After the order was made he requested an additional 9% charge due to "taxes" but he could not say which it was. Sales tax was already included in the order price, the only thing I could think of was currency conversion fees, but usually that is well under 5%. With most sellers this would have sketched me out, but cypherpink is a popular user here so I just accepted it. I also did not receive a tracking number which caused problems on my proxy shipper's end. However I was ordering from a Chinese company and they often do stuff like that.

I'm not holding these issues against him, since they could easily have been out of his control. The order was made quickly and otherwise without issue.
Buyer | Reviewed listing: 🎁 Proxy Shopper (buy for you)
Reply from cypherpink:
5
great deal! unfortunately, ebay doesn't clarify on purchase, what is the tax purpose: it just showed me the "price", "tax", "shipment" & "total price" numbers. and, indeed, I didn't get any tracking code for this purchase. to fix first problem in the future, from now on I will not proceed with the purchases without clarifying even smaller price changes in advance. unfortunately, I'm not sure how to fix the second problem, but I'm open for a proposal. must note that USAGI was really patient through the possible frustration of the 9% payment and lack of tracking code.
Seller | Sep 29, 2026
5
got a game key for me in a timely manner, thanks cypherpink for everything over the past few years
Buyer | Reviewed listing: literally anything you need! (anything goes)
Reply from cypherpink:
5
easy communication, great trades!
Seller | Sep 28, 2026
5
Thanks again! As usual, everything went fine.
Buyer | Reviewed listing: 🎁 Proxy Shopper (buy for you)
Reply from cypherpink:
5
all good!
Seller | Sep 19, 2026
5
helpful seller, also willing to replace a defective product
Buyer | Reviewed listing: Telegram account | manual delivery
Early review - Order not completed yet
Reply from cypherpink:
5
very friendly client
Seller | Sep 21, 2026
5
All good
Buyer | Reviewed listing: 🏕️ Spotify Premium (1 YEAR, risk-free)
Early review - Order not completed yet
Reply from cypherpink:
5
great deal! =)
Seller | Sep 21, 2026
101 comments for this trader
I love Jesus
Commented on: Help with Bible
Am broke AF will they reduce my suffering? 😃
Commented on: HELP
what the fuck is this? I'm genuinely so confused.
Commented on: HELP
This explains why I keep seeing shrimps driving Porsche's
Commented on: HELP
@SoulReaver, I have a lot of sympathy towards your constructive comment. Indeed, this is a wide, experimental approach. If you want something measurable and concrete, I warmly recommend checking out

- the Shrimp Welfare Project, which has been enormously successful so far in reducing the painfulness of shrimp slaughter on a small budget
- or Legal Impact for Chickens, which reduces both moderate and extreme suffering by the most numerous type of highly sentient farmed animal

as highly effective suffering reducing charities.
Commented on: MAKE
Their mission statement sounds too vague and their impact hard to measure. I'd focus on more tangible goals and measurable outcomes, personally.
Commented on: MAKE
I should have checked this comment section before I paid OMG!!
Commented on: seeking.com accounts
PushingP, please cut the spam. Your profile says "Total trades: 0" — because we have done no deals. I don't know you.
Commented on: ChatGPT Pro/Business
Bad account I think he took it back
Commented on: Telegram account | manual delivery
You can literally find this for 5$ on darknet
Commented on: PureVPN premium | 5 years
When contacted him he wants 100$ so it makes no sense... not nice to do business with
Commented on: YouTube Premium | 12 months
He claim that he can do anything then he take the payment and it takes very long time and he comes back with 50% and gives you back the rest and tells you that he did reaserch for that money and never deliver the thing you desire. Avoid at all cost
Commented on: elite anything goes
It took over 7 days to fix the bybit account I got, would not recommend
Commented on: ByBit KYC guid. | 🚀 AutoDelivery
Delivered a Claude account that got suspended after 24hours... and he dont wanna refund
Commented on: CLAUDE Max 20x
My GPT Pro account got suspended in less than 24h... thank you....
Commented on: ChatGPT Pro/Business
Paid but he said he never received my payment... AVOID!
Commented on: seeking.com accounts
Selective Scammer trying to charge x3
Commented on: ByBit KYC guid. | 🚀 AutoDelivery
Selective Scammer trying to charge x3
Commented on: ChatGPT Pro/Business
Selective Scammer trying to charge x3
Commented on: seeking.com accounts
Selective Scammer trying to charge x3
Commented on: ChatGPT Plus / Pro