XmrBazaar Mediator:
cypherpink is a mediator for 2-of-3 multisig escrow. Note: Do not send funds directly to the mediator. Use the built-in multisig escrow feature.
Top Seller:
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cypherpink
4.94
(558 reviews)
Last online: Today
Member since July 2024
Total trades: 1037
Donor - Resistor
Donated 0.1+ XMR
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About me
Cypherpunk from Sweden selling the stuff you need.
tinyurl.com/warranty15
Skills
I have a lot of different items sold. If something is not listed, check the "anything goes" -option, where I get you literally anything for 5$.
Looking to buy
N/A
Looking to sell
Anything ethical, excluding porn and drugs.
₿ Payment in BTC, LTC, OTHER (+15%) available.
Links
Ask for a Session. My SimpleX: https://smp15.simplex.im/a#RaHPMolm3edlYq3s9SvbjCzKLyMucmV19Amse2TG7Kc
I can also create a disposable encrypted chat in Tor Browser for us two.
💎 KYC-free crypto exchange with low fees: https://pegasusswap.com/?ref=V3CJ45B
📢 64 XMR DONATION TO THE CENTER FOR REDUCING SUFFERING: https://tinyurl.com/suffering-xmr
I donate 75% of my income to suffering reducing charity.
Join me in effective altruism with XMR here: https://kuno.anne.media/fundraiser/hvzc/
PGP key
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Listings
(-2)
(0)
Spend
$50.00
(≈ 0.082 XMR)
Buy
Online
500,00 € - 3 000,00 €
(10% fee)
Sell XMR
Online
Spend
$30.00
(≈ 0.049 XMR)
Buy
Online
100,00 € - 1 000,00 €
(0% fee)
Sell XMR
Helsinki, Finland
Spend
30,00 €
(≈ 0.055 XMR)
Buy
China
Spend
0.0018 XMR
(≈ $1.09)
Buy
Online
Spend
0.01 XMR
(≈ $6.07)
Buy
Online
Spend
$30.00
(≈ 0.049 XMR)
Hire
Online
Spend
0.003 XMR
(≈ $1.82)
Buy
Online
Spend
$6.00
(≈ 0.01 XMR)
Buy
Online
Spend
$48.00
(≈ 0.079 XMR)
Buy
Online
Spend
$50.00
(≈ 0.082 XMR)
Buy
Online
Spend
0.04 XMR
(≈ $24.30)
Buy
Sweden
Spend
$1.00
(≈ 0.002 XMR)
Buy
Online
Spend
$6.00
(≈ 0.01 XMR)
Buy
Online
Spend
0.5 XMR
(≈ $303.73)
Buy
Online
Spend
$20.00
(≈ 0.033 XMR)
Hire
Online
Spend
$5.00
(≈ 0.008 XMR)
Hire
Online
Spend
$5.00
(≈ 0.008 XMR)
Buy
Online
Spend
$25.00
(≈ 0.041 XMR)
Buy
Online
4.94 stars overall ·
558 reviews for this trader
Thx!
Buyer |
Reviewed listing:
🎁 Proxy Shopper (buy for you)
Reply from cypherpink:
5
thank you for the order!
Seller |
Nov 1, 2026
smooth experience, as always
Buyer |
Reviewed listing:
🎁 Proxy Shopper (buy for you)
Reply from cypherpink:
5
thanks!
Seller |
Nov 1, 2026
Seller is very communicative. Thanks again!
Buyer |
Reviewed listing: Private Listing
Reply from cypherpink:
5
thanks for the purchase!
Seller |
Nov 3, 2026
At this point there is nothing for me to do than hope he will drop the accusations and end this war.
Seller |
Reviewed listing:
(0 FEE) Proxy Buy & Reship -> SPEND CRYPTO LIKE FIAT with my card or cash
Reply from cypherpink:
1
❗ STOLEN FUNDS ❗
TL;DR: I paid TheAC $855 for a purchase. Payment failed & money returned to his account. He said he won't refund me unless I paid him extra, because “it's not his responsibility”. Having coped with the barrage of insults & pressure from him, a month and a half later, I managed to convince him to refund at least $655 — he kept $200 as a "fee". The admin has confirmed the $200 hold was not legitimate and added a warning to TheAC's listing. Multiple Top Sellers have also spoken out in my support.
** FULL STORY
(I have all the screenshots & proofs to support it.)
I used TheAC's proxy paying service to buy something on Vinted. I paid him in crypto, and he paid €767.19 (~$855) in fiat. The payment went through a bank account registered in another person's name, which I was not told about upfront. I contacted the Vinted seller in advance, asking if the product is available, and he confirmed; but still didn't ship in time, so order was cancelled, and Vinted refunded the money.
Then TheAC claimed that the bank account got closed. He said he had recovered around $4,000 from it, but my money "probably" wasn't among it. I obtained an official confirmation from Vinted that the €767.19 was successfully refunded to his account. He dismissed it and insisted on waiting for bank statements, which a third person had to collect in person. That turned into 1.5 months of "not yet".
In his words, getting my own money back was my problem, not his: “you say refunds are my responsability but I think it's not”, “It's your fault you paid for a product it was not available” and “is not my fucking fault” are direct citations. He also has claimed refunding this will cost extra, since he “doesn't work for free”.
He also made it clear he only bothered with the statements because he needed them himself: “you're lucky I don't need these statements for you only... :))”, “otherwise there would not be any way in the world I would've paid for these”.
When I said I might raise the issue on XmrBazaar, he threatened me: “If you gonna do any sort of harm to me, you won't see any assitence from me to get this back, no statements, no notihng! so be careful what you're doing next, and what you are saying”. Also: “I won't release it without the fee even if I get banned from XmrBazaar”, and “if it escalets, I will increase the fee for the trouble you make me”.
There were also lots of harsh insults and mockery: “after all the time and money I had to spend becauseo of your shit”, “your attitude is discusting.”, “if you just stop being a bich about a mistake you made”, “I just feel you can't wait to get this money and then fuck off with me”, “Let's see if you really are this chirstian type whatever you portray yourself”, “I do not have time for this shit anymore”, and much more.
Now, coming to the "fee". He announced: “I won't release it without a 200$ fee for the money I had to pay and for the time I had to waste”. (He said himself he'd never have paid for the statements if he didn't need them for his own purposes — I don't see how I am responsible for paying for them now).
After 1.5 months of delays, threats and insults, I've agreed on the 200$ fee solely to secure at least part of my money. I told him that if this went public, I would demand the full amount. His answer: “You can escalate anywhere you want”.
So, he then sent $655 instead of $855. (As in @Sammy's case, he claimed he paid it “from his own pocket”.) Now, to be transparent: we also have had an agreement, that if the bank statements show the refund never reached his account, I will help him recover these 655$ I've received. I stand by that promise.
⚠️ UPDATE: despite numerous publicly given promises to provide a refund the rest when he would confirm receiving the money back — once he did, he publicly refused to issue a refund. Then claimed again he will refund, proposing to chat directly, and said again in direct messages he won't actually refund. While in @Sammy's case this seller has openly claimed he will try to disrupt the delivery of his goods "in revenge" for opening a dispute (see this on the forum in "scam reports" thread.)
TL;DR: I paid TheAC $855 for a purchase. Payment failed & money returned to his account. He said he won't refund me unless I paid him extra, because “it's not his responsibility”. Having coped with the barrage of insults & pressure from him, a month and a half later, I managed to convince him to refund at least $655 — he kept $200 as a "fee". The admin has confirmed the $200 hold was not legitimate and added a warning to TheAC's listing. Multiple Top Sellers have also spoken out in my support.
** FULL STORY
(I have all the screenshots & proofs to support it.)
I used TheAC's proxy paying service to buy something on Vinted. I paid him in crypto, and he paid €767.19 (~$855) in fiat. The payment went through a bank account registered in another person's name, which I was not told about upfront. I contacted the Vinted seller in advance, asking if the product is available, and he confirmed; but still didn't ship in time, so order was cancelled, and Vinted refunded the money.
Then TheAC claimed that the bank account got closed. He said he had recovered around $4,000 from it, but my money "probably" wasn't among it. I obtained an official confirmation from Vinted that the €767.19 was successfully refunded to his account. He dismissed it and insisted on waiting for bank statements, which a third person had to collect in person. That turned into 1.5 months of "not yet".
In his words, getting my own money back was my problem, not his: “you say refunds are my responsability but I think it's not”, “It's your fault you paid for a product it was not available” and “is not my fucking fault” are direct citations. He also has claimed refunding this will cost extra, since he “doesn't work for free”.
He also made it clear he only bothered with the statements because he needed them himself: “you're lucky I don't need these statements for you only... :))”, “otherwise there would not be any way in the world I would've paid for these”.
When I said I might raise the issue on XmrBazaar, he threatened me: “If you gonna do any sort of harm to me, you won't see any assitence from me to get this back, no statements, no notihng! so be careful what you're doing next, and what you are saying”. Also: “I won't release it without the fee even if I get banned from XmrBazaar”, and “if it escalets, I will increase the fee for the trouble you make me”.
There were also lots of harsh insults and mockery: “after all the time and money I had to spend becauseo of your shit”, “your attitude is discusting.”, “if you just stop being a bich about a mistake you made”, “I just feel you can't wait to get this money and then fuck off with me”, “Let's see if you really are this chirstian type whatever you portray yourself”, “I do not have time for this shit anymore”, and much more.
Now, coming to the "fee". He announced: “I won't release it without a 200$ fee for the money I had to pay and for the time I had to waste”. (He said himself he'd never have paid for the statements if he didn't need them for his own purposes — I don't see how I am responsible for paying for them now).
After 1.5 months of delays, threats and insults, I've agreed on the 200$ fee solely to secure at least part of my money. I told him that if this went public, I would demand the full amount. His answer: “You can escalate anywhere you want”.
So, he then sent $655 instead of $855. (As in @Sammy's case, he claimed he paid it “from his own pocket”.) Now, to be transparent: we also have had an agreement, that if the bank statements show the refund never reached his account, I will help him recover these 655$ I've received. I stand by that promise.
⚠️ UPDATE: despite numerous publicly given promises to provide a refund the rest when he would confirm receiving the money back — once he did, he publicly refused to issue a refund. Then claimed again he will refund, proposing to chat directly, and said again in direct messages he won't actually refund. While in @Sammy's case this seller has openly claimed he will try to disrupt the delivery of his goods "in revenge" for opening a dispute (see this on the forum in "scam reports" thread.)
Buyer |
Oct 30, 2026
Great seller!
Buyer |
Reviewed listing:
ChatGPT Plus / Pro
Reply from cypherpink:
5
easy communication, great deal
Seller |
Nov 1, 2026
game looks good. service fast
Buyer |
Reviewed listing:
Random Steam key (actually good games)
Reply from cypherpink:
5
thanks!
Seller |
Oct 31, 2026
Was issued a replacement since I could not access first account, seller was responsive and resolved this quickly. Overall I had a good experience with the seller.
Buyer |
Reviewed listing:
X / Twitter (with 2fa & outlook mail!)
Reply from cypherpink:
5
✌️
Seller |
Oct 29, 2026
Was provided with credentials and 2FA code, no issues with this account. Seller responded in a timely matter.
Buyer |
Reviewed listing:
Google/Gmail account
Reply from cypherpink:
5
✌️
Seller |
Oct 29, 2026
One of the best in the business. Very professional and very helpful. ;)
Buyer |
Reviewed listing:
Telegram account | manual delivery
Reply from cypherpink:
5
✌️
Seller |
Oct 26, 2026
Awesome
Buyer |
Reviewed listing:
Google/Gmail account
Reply from cypherpink:
5
all good!
Seller |
Oct 8, 2026
It worked, very good
Buyer |
Reviewed listing:
CLAUDE Max x5/20x (it stock again ❗)
Reply from cypherpink:
5
extremely patient client
Seller |
Oct 11, 2026
Fast and professional, Went with direct payment and cypherpink delivered!
Buyer |
Reviewed listing:
Telegram account | manual delivery
Early review - Order not completed yet
cypherpink is an absolute legend among men 100% recommend this guy
Buyer |
Reviewed listing:
Telegram account | manual delivery
Reply from cypherpink:
5
thanks! based nickname :P
Seller |
Oct 25, 2026
Beware of seller. He sold me THIS account a few months ago, he started sending 2FA password resets to account, managed to reset password on third attempt and took over account I was using, I had purchased TG premium, had an NFT, private chats, which are now all gone and compromised. If purchasing I recommend you change number on account to prevent this from happening.
Buyer |
Reviewed listing:
Telegram account | manual delivery
Reply from cypherpink:
5
sorry to see your account has been restored. it has nothing to do with me — seemingly, the original account's SIM was resold. this can happen to any SIM (i.e. even if you change the number)—also in a SIM swap attack; and if you don't check your account at least once a week, Telegram unfortunately lets the 2fa to be reset as well. i can replace the account or refund, even if I usually don't stretch the warranty for a few months, to somehow participate in compensating your loss. for the future—the only real way to protect a Telegram account from being restored in case of SIM reselling/swapping, is to check it at least once in a week, and if you see a 2FA reset timer set on, cancel the reset & change the number.
Seller |
Oct 25, 2026
Beware of seller. He sold me an account a few months ago, he started sending 2FA password resets to account, managed to reset password on third attempt and took over account I was using, I had purchased TG premium, had an NFT, private chats, which are now all gone and compromised. If purchasing I recommend you change number on account to prevent this from happening.
Buyer |
Reviewed listing:
Telegram | 🚀 AutoDelivery
Reply from cypherpink:
3
sorry to see your account has been restored. it has nothing to do with me — seemingly, the original account's SIM was resold. this can happen to any SIM (i.e. even if you change the number)—also in a SIM swap attack; and if you don't check your account at least once a week, Telegram unfortunately lets the 2fa to be reset as well. i can replace the account or refund, even if I usually don't stretch the warranty for a few months, to somehow participate in compensating your loss. for the future—the only real way to protect a Telegram account from being restored in case of SIM reselling/swapping, is to check it at least once in a week, and if you see a 2FA reset timer set on, cancel the reset & change the number.
Seller |
Oct 25, 2026
i got more than 10 accounts from this guy over the more than year ive been here they always work
Buyer |
Reviewed listing:
Telegram account | manual delivery
Reply from cypherpink:
5
good and patient client
Seller |
Oct 21, 2026
Everything good
Buyer |
Reviewed listing:
Google/Gmail account
Reply from cypherpink:
5
all good!
Seller |
Oct 19, 2026
Excellent service, everything works and continues working.
Buyer |
Reviewed listing: Private Listing
Reply from cypherpink:
5
thank you for the purchase!
Seller |
Oct 18, 2026
only guy i go to
Buyer |
Reviewed listing:
Signal account
Reply from cypherpink:
5
good trades, easy communication
Seller |
Oct 19, 2026
Seller absolutely delivers and takes great care to do it. Thank you 1000% 10/10
Buyer |
Reviewed listing:
CLAUDE Max x5/20x (❗ it stock)
Reply from cypherpink:
5
great trade!
Seller |
Oct 19, 2026
:D
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