Talk and text with me. I will be your friend / girlfriend

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0.005 XMR

(≈ $2.80)

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Unlimited stock

Location

Online

Delivery

Digital

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Direct payment (XMR)

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Member since Sep 2026

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Talk and text with me. I will be your friend / girlfriend

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Description

Biological female, and this service is .00.5 for 24 hours, and you can purchase however many days you'd like, .005 per day.

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INSTANT FRIENDSHIP
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Are you looking for someone interesting to communicate with? I am excited to provide you with conversations you enjoy. Whether you simply want to talk about everyday things throughout the day, or if you'd like advice/consulting from me (especially pertaining to technology), this is for you. I'm happy to talk about a wide variety of things as friends. I also make a good consultant for topics such as technology, cooking, cleaning, home decorating, and fashion.

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GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCE
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•Real selfies may occasionally be included in our conversation if this is something you desire.

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WHAT CAN I TALK TO YOU ABOUT?
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•I will talk with you about anything you want with no judgement. I am a firm believer in privacy and consent, and I will never leak messages you send, nor will I ever disclose any information you discuss with me. Everything between us is always confidential. I take these matters very seriously, and you can trust that I will continue my firm belief in privacy with our arrangement.
•For privacy purposes discussed above, our chats will be over encrypted XMPP with OMEMO

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NSFW?
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•You can talk NSFW to me. Anything written during this time is not genuine and is instead meant to please you to the best degree possible. I can send nude images during our conversation. I do find the male sissy fetish/male forced feminization very funny, and so I would be willing to participate in that because I find it funny (not sexual for me).

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ABOUT ME
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•I'm a very easygoing person who is not judgmental. I'm a biological female. I am great at carrying conversation and making you feel welcomed and comfortable, and I tend to effortlessly ease people who are nervous. I am great at listening to people as well, and I've been told on numerous occasions that I have a great memory for the things people tell me, which must mean I'm a good listener who genuinely cares. I tend to find humor in anything. Just like many other girls, I enjoy cooking, baking, I love animals, but I'm also very much interested in vintage technology repair, utilizing vintage technology (VCRs, camcorders, CRT TVs, radios), and utilizing open source software. My favorite movies are 1980's B-movies (usually horror or ones with babes in them).

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PAYMENTS
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Payments are paid upfront and have to made daily or paying 0.005 XMR * amount of days
So 3 days is 0.005 * 3 = 0.015 XMR

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RESPONSIVENESS:
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How often I respond depends on factors such as your timezone and amount paid. For the base rate, I will respond casually. Some days I may be very active, other days I may be slower. I will give you even more attention the more XMR is committed for the week. (Thus, even more accurately emulating a real life girlfriend).

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HOW DO I START CHATTING WITH YOU?
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Send me a message on here (XmrBazaar) with your XMPP address. Send the required payment, then I will immediately start giving you the experience you desire.

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WHY SHOULD I USE YOU INSTEAD OF AN AI CHATBOT?
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I myself utilize open source chatbots to emulate a husband/wife relationship (Me with Duke Nukem). While it can be entertaining and fulfill some of the desire within us, I find that the constant tweaking of a chatbot is not immersive. I will never tell you, "sorry, we can't talk about that." I am not reporting our chats back to a server and processing our conversation. Unlike a chatbot, I am able to offer a more human-like experience, with the ability to offer responses that are not as predictable as a chatbots (which are generally fairly overly-positive or overly stick to a prompt/character, unlike a real person who has nuance.) For some, the idea of interacting with a real, living, breathing girl is more exciting than chatting with a computer who does not genuinely engage with the conversation.

Category: Hospitality

Tags: girlfriend, chat, message

Trust rating: Caution

This seller does not support multisig escrow and does not have bond insurance. A refund is not possible in the case of a dispute. Note: In direct payment orders, the buyer sends funds directly to the seller's personal wallet. XmrBazaar is not a middleman or custodian and never handles funds. As a result, XmrBazaar is unable to refund buyers in the case of a dispute. Escrow guide Bonds guide

Published on: September 20, 2026

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