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Description

Want to look cool?

Of course.

WELL-

MudFlapper Go-Go Hats™. THE premier tasseled party hat.

MudFlapper™ is the perfect mix of trashy and classy, just like you. Look like a victorian lampshade in an earthquake as you headbang your cares away.

MudFlapper™. It's half trucker, half flapper. And when you're out flapping in the French Quarter, it's THE perfect Quarter-Flapper.

Whether you're a rocker, a raver, a shriner, a B-boy, a gangsta-goth, or just want to embody a cool mystique, your MudFlapper Go-Go hat™ insures an aura of mystery and intrigue at any event.

Can't you just hear them all now, whispering to each other in a hush: "Who IS that fascinating figure over there, behind the curtains, pulling the strings?"


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TESTIMONIALS
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"You look way more interesting than is warranted" -random attractive woman, my first time wearing this hat at a dance party.

"it's literally the best. You should sell these." -female friend and major party girl

"Wore your hat at again at a party. Everyone said I looked cool. You should do it, people will love them"
-same friend after another dance party (paraphrasing)

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These hats are hand-made to order, with only the finest party hat materials.

Don't even THINK about hesitating- get your MudFlapper Go-Go hat™ today!


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WARNING:
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Danglies are made of synthetic fiber. If you light a spliff with them dangling in front of your eyes, you'll melt your face off. THE HAT THAT MELTS FACES.

Tags: Hat, party, handmade, accessories, apparel

Published on: June 30, 2025

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