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(ACCEPTING ADVERTISEMENTS FOR UPCOMING SEPTEMBER COLUMN!)

That's right, you heard me right, look no further. YOU, yes, YOU!!!! can advertise 'cho business or services on MY monthly column.

And it's for free! (say whaaaaaaat?!). Yes, free, with a capital F!

This monthly column I speak of? Right here, sir: https://davidwolfe.xyz/monthly-column

What's the catch? No catch, ladies, gentlemen, and others. This is a mutual cooperation. Your advertisement will help give my columns a more professional look, and in return, you will get a whopping 3 visitors heading towards your site.

What do you need to do? It's very simple. You write up the description, and provide the image of your logo or services, and so long as it's legal stuff, I will include in my next column.

"What can I advertise?"

Anything, pillocks, is your cat missing? Send me a photo of 'cho pussy and where it was last seen, and hopefully my readers from across the world can let you know if they spotted your cat. You never know, perhaps your cat was roaming the area, got a bit of mud and dirt on it, probably lost and hungry, and was picked up by a restaurant owner of Chinese descent returning home. And one of my readers happens to be Chinese, and they spot your cat at a Beijing restaurant, happily munching on some fish served by its owners.

Good luck trying to get your cat back, it sure would rather munch on Beijing fish than consume whatever Western vegan diet you forced it to adhere to after hearing of its "benefits" on Instagram. Why else did you think it ran away to the other side of the globe? Hm? Think about it. Idiot.

Or perhaps you're looking to make some friends, and have been banned from major social media platforms for hate speech? Maybe a friend of yours won $6 million dollars, and you said, "Woah! That's unbelievable!" BOOM! BANNED! Appeal it? Yeah, right. You could instead take that time to write an advertisement for my column! Share your contact details and see if you get a friend or two hitting you up.

But wait, there's more! (there's more!?) That's right, there's- actually, no, that's it. Anyway, I think I made my point.

Category: Business

Tags: advertise, newspaper, ad

Published on: September 10, 2025

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