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Heterosexual boyfriend for rent
Description
Are you a BIOLOGICAL FEMALE?
Do you want all the good things about a boyfriend, but none of the bad?
I am tall, handsome, charming, and sweet. Designed to sweep you off your feet.
Keep me for a day, a week, a month, whatever you want. Then snap your fingers when you want things to end, and poof-- I'm gone with the wind.
Be my crypto clandestine
sugar mama valentine.
I'm sweet as pie.
I don't get vicious
I take out trash and I do dishes.
I'll kiss your neck,
I'll stroke your toosh.
your leg hair is fine, and I don't mind bush.
I'll kiss your forehead and make you blush.
I'll buy you bath bombs- we'll go to Lush.
I'll read you stories while you suck your thumb.
I'll flip your mattress when its soaked with... umm..
...I'll meet your mum, take you out to eat,
Walk arm in arm as we stroll the street.
I'll meet your friends, and we'll go dance,
You'll feel at ease, 'cause I wear the pants.
On Friday night, we'll go see Minions
Show me off- I'm tall as pinions.
I'll tickle your toes with a big white feather.
Be a freak. whatever's clever.
Just line your baby with digital cash,
and please don't leave me with a permanent rash.
Category: Assistance
Tags: Sugar, daddy, boyfriend, date, romance
Trust rating: Green
Published on: November 10, 2026
Views: 17
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About the trader
I am Me
I am Free.
Not unlike
David Icke.
I am a van-dwelling agorist, eschewing many conveniences (like a stable KYC job, housing, bank, girlfriends, normal life) for the sake of sovereignty and freedom from tyranny and bullshit impositions I never signed up for.
No taxation without representation. I didn't vote for this shit, and none of these fuckers represent me.
I don't fuck with scam shit.
I'm not about that life.
I Fux with:
Monero
Pulsechain
Teddy Bear
Atropa
Metals
Cash
Natural Law
Agorism
Sorry if I caused you at any time
vile offense with my words, in the trollbox or otherwise. Free speech is not an excuse to be terrible. The world does not need more terrible people.
Music: willywoove.bandcamp.com
SimpleX: https://smp8.simplex.im/a#hwuO76WN7uYJT0iO-y-VEVo6sp4_31lWV05mQ3E5kK0
Session: 05332352d57c207890efcdb3e12588ca1bcecae87949fb86675da37591184f116a
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No, I'm not putting my picture on here lol. Just some stock Chippendale guy.
Modern dating standards for men: PLEASE DON'T HAVE A PENIS (optional)