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I will call anyone you want (real female voice)
Description
I'm a biological female. I will call any phone number you want me to. I will say what you want¹ and call the number at the time of your choosing (as long as I'm awake.)
I will be on the phone for probably 20 minutes up to an hour, depending on how long the call naturally lasts. I can also make the call short if you want.
If you want to hear my voice, check out my Peertube: https://videos.icum.to
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| Examples of phone calls: |
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▶ I can call you sick into work². I'll be your pretend wife or daughter. Great for people who are too anxious to tell their boss they can't come in.
▶ I can pretend to be your friend, girlfriend, wife, or daughter and call (or three-way call with you) someone on your behalf to convince them that you have a friend/girlfriend/wife/daughter. Great for gay men who do not want to be pestered by their family members as to when they're getting a girlfriend, or men who for some reason want their friends to think they have a daughter.
▶ I can call your friend or family member to tell them happy birthday, congratulations, get well soon, etc.
▶ I can prank call your friends.
▶ I can call your spouse and tell them you want a divorce or want to break up
▶ I can call your mom or grandma and tell her that you're too busy for her, but that I'm a girl you hired online with cryptocurrency and that I would be happy to discuss baking recipes or daytime television with her.
These are just examples, I will do what you want me to do on the phone call.
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If privacy is important to you, please send messages using PGP.
I have my PGP key on here. Note that the traditional telephony system is not private nor encrypted.
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Message me on here with the number you need called and what you want me to do. I will relay what the other party said, what we talked about, etc. if you want. As an optional free service, I can also do voice impressions for part of or the entire duration of the call. I can do Teletubbies, Toad from the Mario games³, Thomas the Tank Engine⁴, or a very bad Bobby Hill.
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¹ If you were thinking of using this listing as a clever workaround, my offer sadly does not include phone sex.
² I am mildly retarded so your results may vary, but I promise to be as convincing as possible.
³ This one hurts my voice so I might not be able to do it for the entire call.
⁴ This is kind of just a "choo-choo" sound
About the trader
I check XMRBazaar daily. If you have a custom request for a service you want me to offer, send me a message on here.
I PREFER IF YOU USE MY PERSONAL PGP KEY. I HAVE IT LINKED ON MY WEBSITE:
https://dukenukemis.cool/communications/
I'm Ashley Jones. I like repairing vintage electronics and I collect CRT TVs, vintage novelty radios, and VCRs. I also like open source software. Please watch my videos.
My website: https://dukenukemis.cool
My videos website: https://videos.icum.to
My imageboard: https://tubgurl.com
My website: https://dukenukemis.cool
My videos website: https://videos.icum.to
My imageboard: https://tubgurl.com
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