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Donated 0.1+ XMR
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I'm Ashley Jones. I like repairing vintage electronics and I collect CRT TVs, vintage novelty radios, and VCRs. I also like open source software. Please watch my videos.
My website: https://dukenukemis.cool
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My website: https://dukenukemis.cool
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My videos website: https://videos.icum.to
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(She is NOT blackmailing me for this review. She is NOT a dangerous person.)
https://ibb.co/jkWSxjqd
I am happy to appear as any gender for this service. Little boy, old woman, middle aged man, etc.
- This is the same marketplace where you can buy "Wishes Granted" from what I presume must be a real-life genie: https://xmrbazaar.com/listing/EbxC/
- I know it can be difficult to separate fact from fiction for those with under an 80 IQ, but you must be referring to the brilliant comedy mockumentary "TikTok Tranny" that I wrote, directed, and acted in (emphasis on "acted").
Nevertheless, I implore people to hire me. If I'm exploitative like you claim, that only means I'm a better salesman and can *really* sell a product for my clients. Good luck on your brand new account.
I will accept my apology now.
As an XmrBazaar admin, I ask you to refrain from offensive comments/personal attacks and maintain civil discourse. This is your first and final warning.
But- the simping was my deal. I don't think she's out trying to addictively hook simps to drain of money, unlike some.
I think her service is more just to help people who could use practice socializing comfortably with a nonjudgemental person. So the product just wasn't a fit, and she even kindly suggested afterward that it probably wasn't the right thing for me, given the negative emotional result.
I was embarrassed for my ridiculously verbose public display of feels in the review, so deleted it apparently. Didn't realize I deleted even the five stars.
Unfortunately, I can not seem to go back and re-review it without placing another order, which for my own self-respect, I refuse to do. Maybe I will contact her about doing an unpaid order just to leave a final review, as she does deserve one.
I like Ashley. I think she is a neat person. Also, she is from a crazy generation of internet-embedded people who I can't fully understand.
She delivered the service she promised, exactly as promised, to the T, and nothing less -or- more. I had enjoyed talking to her and getting to know her.
I was up in my feels like a sperg because she didn't want to even entertain the idea of hanging out irl, and it bummed me out because it's lonely as fuck in 2025 and I'm surrounded by gross brainless vaxxed-upliberal chicks. Whereas AshleyJones is a gross post-post-ironic psych ward tech dweeb Tranny with HIV, which is my thing apparently.
So, in closing, five stars for the one and only time I sullied myself with online simpery. Easy enough to be a bitch for free. But it was still interesting and outside my norm, and that's the spice of life.
I hope you and YOUR HUSBAND have a great day.
I've seen much more grey-market stuff being sold here like pharmaceuticals, spores, hacked accounts, and pirated media. Plus, I'm sure some employee at the FBI was aware of me at some point since there was a board about me on 8chan, which the government later co-opted. I'm just like Jesus slumming it with the lepers and various unwanted.