1 XMR = $318.01
AshleyJones Online today Warning Donor Verified Donor - Resistor
5.00 (2 reviews)
Last online: Today
Member since July 2024
Total trades: 8
Message AshleyJones
Donor - Resistor
Donor - Resistor

Donated 0.1+ XMR

Verified profiles
About me

I check XMRBazaar daily. If you have a custom request for a service you want me to offer, send me a message on here.

=================
My Monero address is: 8A11e3NEQXvEbShkwZHd67e12rcM8GfADjSmrywkoZLP5XuakvDuNsp3d8B3RLoUZFRAFry38DM5Z6Gu1vJdbrRzVdbktHR
=================

If you want to send a PGP message, use my PGP key on my website:
https://dukenukemis.cool/communications/


==========================
HOW TO OBTAIN NON-KYC XMR:
==========================
Use RetoSwap (Haveno) to trade your fiat currency with someone who is selling XMR. Cash in mail with a pseudonym is best. https://retoswap.com/


I'm Ashley Jones. I like repairing vintage electronics and I collect CRT TVs, vintage novelty radios, and VCRs. I also like open source software. Please watch my videos.


My website: https://dukenukemis.cool

My website onion: ashley6njwcozxrs6hknlwr73dwmgmnbb4cz6ckdljuwoek7q27equqd.onion

My videos website: https://videos.icum.to

My imageboard: https://tubgurl.com

Skills

N/A

Looking to buy

N/A

Looking to sell

N/A

Links

My website: https://dukenukemis.cool
My website onion: ashley6njwcozxrs6hknlwr73dwmgmnbb4cz6ckdljuwoek7q27equqd.onion
My videos website: https://videos.icum.to
My imageboard: https://tubgurl.com

PGP key 
-----BEGIN PGP PUBLIC KEY BLOCK-----

mDMEAAAAABYJKwYBBAHaRw8BAQdAhrMRxtihLQNQaqpdFJ4ZclFLSkcrtGej4pUX
TU/Ftle0GUFzaGxleUpvbmVzQHhtcmJhemFhci5jb22IlAQTFgoAPBYhBDuJ+03b
ikAMrawVTEsutEk/eMyTBQIAAAAAAhsDBQsJCAcCAyICAQYVCgkICwIEFgIDAQIe
BwIXgAAKCRBLLrRJP3jMk2DqAQD4YZ01RNHAoApN9ge72Cv7j4LRFFQiEQzVIwmP
gedpcwD/QSf6vcj1WPmgdmdAe6+tihjroJnClt0vI+WHVjgB8Qi4OAQAAAAAEgor
BgEEAZdVAQUBAQdAe8SOy/WFUJhQvRjTgQS29bxeSPdYUnnFoGPU6onTxgUDAQgH
iHgEGBYKACAWIQQ7iftN24pADK2sFUxLLrRJP3jMkwUCAAAAAAIbDAAKCRBLLrRJ
P3jMk+UvAQCv3xDHtGBMEnEAvFuo9kmpi5pAzstt8Q5L33zXQFOqmgD8CLkKosmf
IKhj1AZpiRylesHB8j3JMUkI2/RWH0qPwAY=
=QU6H
-----END PGP PUBLIC KEY BLOCK-----
Report user
Listings
I will be your video spokesman. Hire me as your actress.
Spend 0.15 XMR (≈ $47.70)
Hire
Online
Not in wishlist
💥Celebrity Death Pool💥
Make an offer
Work
Online
Not in wishlist
Talk and text with me. I will be your friend
Spend 1 XMR (≈ $318.01)
Hire
Online
Not in wishlist
(FREE) Advertise a personal ad or business ad in my monthly column
Make an offer
Hire
Online
Not in wishlist
Looking for vintage electronics repair mentor
Earn 0.14 XMR (≈ $44.52)
Work
Online
Not in wishlist
I will be your reference for anything
Spend 0.1 XMR (≈ $31.80)
Hire
Online
Not in wishlist
I will call anyone you want (real female voice)
Spend 0.15 XMR (≈ $47.70)
Hire
Online
Not in wishlist
5.00 stars overall · 2 reviews for this trader
5
Instead of a penny for her thoughts, it was $100 and my dignity. Still cheaper than therapy, though. 10/10 experience, would use Ashley as my confessional punching bag again.

(She is NOT blackmailing me for this review. She is NOT a dangerous person.)
Reviewed listing: Talk and text with me. I will be your friend, internet girlfriend, or wife
5
I contacted her to post an Advertisement on her next monthly column and she answered almost instantly! Was great that she was willing to make up an ad as I didn't know what to do myself. She's got great imagination and creative skills. In just a few hours she designed a funny and complete ad for me. I could give her Feedback for adjustments and she offered to add some detailed description text under the ad. I didn't take the opportunity because I'm quite lazy but she went on and took the initiative herself. Turns out she did a really good job and it's so nice to see her so motivated in the Services she offers! She's gifted for informatics and technology and does everything she says, so don't hesitate to contact her and take her services :)
Reviewed listing: (FREE) Advertise a personal ad or business ad in my monthly column
28 comments for this trader
Thank you AilliA. To BRIGHTER, It clearly states my pronouns are poo/pee.
https://ibb.co/jkWSxjqd

I am happy to appear as any gender for this service. Little boy, old woman, middle aged man, etc.
Commented on: I will be your video spokesman. Hire me as your actress.
No, im refering to what you said on your website before on the side bar, you said you were a transman
Commented on: I will be your video spokesman. Hire me as your actress.
Thank you for your comment, DIMMER. I'd like to point out two important things:

- This is the same marketplace where you can buy "Wishes Granted" from what I presume must be a real-life genie: https://xmrbazaar.com/listing/EbxC/

- I know it can be difficult to separate fact from fiction for those with under an 80 IQ, but you must be referring to the brilliant comedy mockumentary "TikTok Tranny" that I wrote, directed, and acted in (emphasis on "acted").

Nevertheless, I implore people to hire me. If I'm exploitative like you claim, that only means I'm a better salesman and can *really* sell a product for my clients. Good luck on your brand new account.

I will accept my apology now.
Commented on: I will be your video spokesman. Hire me as your actress.
BRIGHTER, as an XmrBazaar user, I would personally hire Ashley to represent me when needed, as I value my privacy/pseudonymity. I appreciate that she offers her services openly, enabling those in privacy-focused communities to engage with her professionally, without relying on unsolicited DMs or uncertain arrangements. If her services or listings don’t meet your needs, there’s no obligation to engage, why feel the need to comment?

As an XmrBazaar admin, I ask you to refrain from offensive comments/personal attacks and maintain civil discourse. This is your first and final warning.
Commented on: I will be your video spokesman. Hire me as your actress.
AshleyJones thinks its ok to exploit people here, she thinks we are all dumb and will buy her ridiculous listings. She also claims to be transgender (female to male) do you really want to hire someone who is unstable like that?
Commented on: I will be your video spokesman. Hire me as your actress.
I mean, economies include everything right? Even closeted trans individuals selling their personalities (/s because I know ashley is autistic)
Commented on: I will be your video spokesman. Hire me as your actress.
*paid* online simpery, I should say.

But- the simping was my deal. I don't think she's out trying to addictively hook simps to drain of money, unlike some.

I think her service is more just to help people who could use practice socializing comfortably with a nonjudgemental person. So the product just wasn't a fit, and she even kindly suggested afterward that it probably wasn't the right thing for me, given the negative emotional result.
Commented on: Talk and text with me. I will be your friend, internet girlfriend, or wife
Hi, I am the person in question who left the five-star review and then deleted it.

I was embarrassed for my ridiculously verbose public display of feels in the review, so deleted it apparently. Didn't realize I deleted even the five stars.

Unfortunately, I can not seem to go back and re-review it without placing another order, which for my own self-respect, I refuse to do. Maybe I will contact her about doing an unpaid order just to leave a final review, as she does deserve one.

I like Ashley. I think she is a neat person. Also, she is from a crazy generation of internet-embedded people who I can't fully understand.

She delivered the service she promised, exactly as promised, to the T, and nothing less -or- more. I had enjoyed talking to her and getting to know her.

I was up in my feels like a sperg because she didn't want to even entertain the idea of hanging out irl, and it bummed me out because it's lonely as fuck in 2025 and I'm surrounded by gross brainless vaxxed-upliberal chicks. Whereas AshleyJones is a gross post-post-ironic psych ward tech dweeb Tranny with HIV, which is my thing apparently.

So, in closing, five stars for the one and only time I sullied myself with online simpery. Easy enough to be a bitch for free. But it was still interesting and outside my norm, and that's the spice of life.
Commented on: Talk and text with me. I will be your friend, internet girlfriend, or wife
Henlo
Commented on: I will be your video spokesman. Hire me as your actress.
I honestly can’t tell if you’re being serious or just messing around. Either way, you might wanna get your head checked , ust to be safe
Commented on: 💥Celebrity Death Pool💥
**NOTE: I have been asked a few times about a review that was left on this listing and then deleted. I do not have the ability delete reviews. The customer chose to delete the 5 star review (for reasons unknown to me). I cannot remove reviews. That is solely up to the buyer. I encourage any customer to leave honest feedback on my service(s) to help future potential buyers decide for themselves if they would like to engage with one of my services. XMRBazaar does not allow sellers to delete reviews, as that would obviously goes against the nature of an honest review system.
Commented on: Talk and text with me. I will be your friend, internet girlfriend, or wife
Correct. https://dukenukemis.cool/images/gifs/meduke.jpg

I hope you and YOUR HUSBAND have a great day.
Commented on: I make websites for sex offenders
Ashley Jones is not a fed. She and HER HUSBAND seem to be legit monero maximalists. Bizzare listing but I'd cut her and HER HUSBAND a break.
Commented on: I make websites for sex offenders
I highly doubt it. There's nothing illegal with this listing or any of my listings. Perhaps people think sex offenders shouldn't have a right to free speech and shouldn't have a website going into detail about their past crime(s) and express their potential remorse -- but that's purely subjective opinion rather than legally questionable. These sex offenders already paid their due time legally speaking.

I've seen much more grey-market stuff being sold here like pharmaceuticals, spores, hacked accounts, and pirated media. Plus, I'm sure some employee at the FBI was aware of me at some point since there was a board about me on 8chan, which the government later co-opted. I'm just like Jesus slumming it with the lepers and various unwanted.
Commented on: I make websites for sex offenders
lol ... AshleyJones, you know your probably gonna get yourself into sh*t one day, I'm just saying. I'm telling you that the number of glowies on this website just went up by 120% after this, like I'm pretty sure the FBI knows you by now.
Commented on: I make websites for sex offenders
HAHAHAHA what the fuck, post-irony of 4chan guys is getting out of hand
Commented on: I make websites for sex offenders
Thank you, cellar_door. If I were to recommend another video of mine to watch, it would be "How to use macros in Microsoft Word". Here's a link: https://videos.icum.to/w/g4S1gHRS5jMKvVNSsRwsRa
Commented on: (FREE) Advertise a personal ad or business ad in my monthly column
To any passer-by's: highly suggest checking out "The Attack on Comedy" via her independently hosted video site; good content and solid delivery. Well done Ashley.
Commented on: (FREE) Advertise a personal ad or business ad in my monthly column
Thanks for checking it out. I suppose the people in these areas reject censorship and adapt to places that offer more freedom. At least the owner of this website isn't some gross cripple heh. :D
Commented on: I will have a virtual dinner date with you
Found this funny. Watched your imageboard video. 8chan. No wonder I was getting 8chan vibes from the Monero community. Is that where we all went after the death of the site?

-Also 2013-2014 8chan lurker.
Commented on: I will have a virtual dinner date with you