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Secure physical storage with armed guard, dogs | hablo español
Description
Updated Nov 28 2025
A safe low-profile place to store your legal items without leaving a data trail.
Storage detail:
You can send your item to me, and I will store it safely either onsite (in my home) of offsite (a storage unit of your choosing or mine, in my name, for storage of your items only), depending on your needs.
I can set up custom monitoring options for offsite storage so we can know the status of your items at an interval of your choosing (constant, hourly, daily, upon satisfying other condition, etc.).
I can also store items indefinitely for a fee. Total costs depend on difficulty, time expended, etc.
Any time, at your request, I will ship or deliver your item anywhere you ask (as long as it's possible from the USA).
More about Onsite storage (in my home):
- In my location, it is legal for me to open-carry a loaded firearm in my home, also in many places outside of my home, including while driving. Most of the time, I'm open-carrying a loaded firearm.
When your item is physically with me in my home, if there is an intrusion, I will be armed, and your item will be safe. Additionally, I have 2 young, large, strong pitbull mix dogs who help with security, and a backup human with firearm for the odd occasion when I'm not available.
- Small Faraday cage is onsite, can fit items up to laptop size (several laptops will fit). Appropriate for airgapped cold-storage systems. Other small cages can be added for additional items.
- Climate-controlled space. Items can be further secured and concealed in my home to your specs (as long as requests don't require permanent changes to my building)
- I sleep onsite. I have a secure door, a keyed building, 2 loud dogs, and a loaded firearm within reach at all times.
More about Offsite storage:
- I'm open to other options, but the most obvious is for me to rent a storage unit in my name, exclusively for your items, and add custom monitoring as requested by you. You can pick the facility and location in the USA, or let me choose an undisclosed location myself, and I'll take care of the rest. More travel will add to expense, so custom locations are optional. Climate-controlled, size, etc. is up to your preference.
Rules:
- Items that can be tracked remotely can be stored off-site instead, or I can come up with a custom onsite solution. Note that your device will not be trackable or reachable remotely while in my possession.
- Any items containing digital storage devices need case-by-case approval. I need to know what's on the device, and you have to convince me. In some cases, storage devices may need to be cleared by a 3rd party of my choosing prior to storage.
- Your items will be inspected carefully prior to storage. This is to avoid illegal items. Items will be inspected by a single party only. Anything legal that is found upon inspection will not be disclosed to any other parties.
- Any illegal items found will be handled as my lawyer recommends.
- I cannot insure any items I'm storing, nor will there be any record held by me of the transaction between us, except exclusively during the time an item is being stored and shipped, after which time it will be promptly securely erased. If you have a way of insuring your item yourself, feel free to do so.
Who this is for:
People who want to hide their items from a variety of parties, legally.
Cost:
Contact me with your specific needs (PGP highly encouraged) and I'll get a quote and propose a payment schedule. Service must be paid for in Monero.
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Almacenamiento físico discreto para tus objetos de valor.
Si necesitas un lugar seguro para guardar tus objetos legales sin dejar rastro de datos, puedes enviarme tu artículo y yo lo guardaré de forma segura. Puedo guardarla en mi casa o en un trastero de tu elección. Si quieres saber el estado de tus artículos en los intervalos que prefieras, puedo organizar un seguimiento personalizado para ti. A tu petición, enviaré tu artículo a donde quieras, siempre que sea posible desde Estados Unidos. También puedo guardar artículos indefinidamente por una tarifa. El coste total variará.
Soy propietario de armas en Estados Unidos, así que tus objetos estarán bajo custodia armada. También tengo dos pitbulls que ayudan con la seguridad.
Reglas:
- No guardaré ningún objeto en mi casa que pueda ser rastreado o localizado de forma remota. Esos objetos pueden guardarse en un almacén.
- Los dispositivos de almacenamiento, como los discos duros, necesitan aprobación caso por caso. Necesito saber qué hay en el dispositivo. En algunos casos, haré que un tercero inspeccione el dispositivo antes de almacenarlo.
- Tus objetos serán inspeccionados cuidadosamente antes de almacenarlos. Esto es para evitar objetos ilegales. Cualquier cosa legal que se encuentre tras la inspección no será revelada a ninguna otra parte.
- Cualquier objeto ilegal se manejará según lo recomende mi abogado.
- No puedo asegurar ningún artículo. El seguro dependerá de ti.
- Solo llevaré un registro de la transacción entre nosotros durante el tiempo que tu artículo esté almacenado o enviado. Después de eso, todos los registros serán borrados de forma rápida y segura.
Los servicios deben pagarse con Monero. Envíame un mensaje PGP para discutirlo.
Category: Other
Tags: storage, physical storage, storage unit, armed, safe, spanish, español, english, faraday, cage, guard, dog
Trust rating: Green
Published on: July 24, 2025
Views: 69
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About the trader
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Yo hablo español
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Written on Nov 26 2025, 23:52 UTC, Latest Monero Block hash (height): bd0c9a18fe31e677a347d0b22451054f5320320b65745bd1ebe658658f1f8eda (3552699)
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