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- Multisig escrow (XMR)
Landing page that works with JavaScript off — for no-KYC services
Description
I fetched the crypto swap services listed on this marketplace and counted
what they actually serve to a browser with JavaScript off:
three of them 20 to 57 scripts, 44 to 221 characters of readable text
three of them load Google Tag Manager
none of them had an onion mirror
these templates 0 scripts, ~9900 characters, no third-party requests
All of them sell "no logs, no KYC" to people whose browser turns JavaScript
off at Tor's Safest setting — which means their site is blank for exactly
the customer they are trying to reach.
Don't take my word for it. Pick any exchange on this board and run:
curl -s | grep -c googletagmanager
curl -s | sed 's/]*>//g' | wc -c
Category: IT
Tags: landing page, web design, no javascript, tor, onion, privacy, no-kyc, html, static site, monero
Trust rating: Green
Published on: September 2, 2026
Views: 5
Legal Notice: Buyers and sellers are responsible for complying with all applicable laws in their jurisdictions. XmrBazaar does not verify legality and assumes no liability. Peer-to-peer cash-for-crypto trades are permitted if not conducted as a business and are compliant with local laws; otherwise, sellers must hold any required licenses or registrations. Listings involving fraud, violence, child exploitation, or other clearly illegal goods or services are strictly prohibited and will be removed once identified. Users are encouraged to report unlawful listings.
About the trader
I make terminal art that is computed, not converted. No image model touches it
and no photo gets traced -- I wrote the renderer myself, in Python, with no
dependencies. Objects are lit with a real light model and drawn in half-blocks
(U+2580, foreground = top pixel, background = bottom), which gives square pixels
and twice the vertical resolution of plain characters. Bayer 4x4 dithering
between palette steps, so there is no banding, and the palette is generated from
your brand colour rather than eyeballed.
Everything is delivered at exactly 80x24, with every row padded to exactly 80
columns, so it never wraps and never scrolls -- in any terminal.
Every job ships the generator, not only the output. The copy sits in constants
at the top of one Python file: change your version number, rerun one command,
done. You do not come back to me for a wording tweak.
I trade in XMR only and I prefer 2-of-3 multisig escrow, mediator of your
choosing. I cover my half of the fee.
See it running on a client's own domain, one line in your terminal:
curl https://forkthesystem.space
https://asciiart.ls3051514.workers.dev
-----BEGIN PGP PUBLIC KEY BLOCK----- mDMEAAAAABYJKwYBBAHaRw8BAQdAyufwGqsmVPg2nZ1j/UBZtVX4ULRZ9Tf2jycz Te3Hk0S0Gk1vbmVyb0ZhbmJveUB4bXJiYXphYXIuY29tiJQEExYKADwWIQSQZ0im KaQf8DWZBriPFKRKfbgZ6AUCAAAAAAIbAwULCQgHAgMiAgEGFQoJCAsCBBYCAwEC HgcCF4AACgkQjxSkSn24Gehk5gD/VIpkaws3Bi3EWUMutow+4xCM+Mur5mXhBY3M JPFX7FkA/A3ldGloT1fq9YjLTBALxYELPxeVTqn8GRkITw/OsiQFuDgEAAAAABIK KwYBBAGXVQEFAQEHQHNm4NN0UA74WUIWOCePupr40sQjQHYngkHpeO+IUJ9MAwEI B4h4BBgWCgAgFiEEkGdIpimkH/A1mQa4jxSkSn24GegFAgAAAAACGwwACgkQjxSk Sn24Gej38gD/YLeq/exvaTVpJJxcXziehhZGF6sfzMboI/vo9g3HxY4A/2btMLbH gEcD0Z+tvIT649ibGPbrXmZc4QUxGWq8UswO =8oMT -----END PGP PUBLIC KEY BLOCK-----