XMRBazaar (beta)

Description

🧿 LIMITED AVAILABILITY 🧿
Spots are very limited. Message me ASAP on here before availability is no more.


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INSTANT FRIENDSHIP
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Are you looking for someone interesting to communicate with? I am excited to provide you with conversations you enjoy. Whether you simply want to talk about everyday things throughout the day, or if you'd like advice/consulting from me (especially pertaining to technology), this is for you. I'm happy to talk about a wide variety of things as friends.

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EXPERIENCE AN EXCITING BUDDING RELATIONSHIP
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Hire me and you will have someone you genuinely love chatting with. I will happily embrace you in the illusion that I am your internet girlfriend, wife, or simply a good friend. We can start out as just friends and work our way to a budding romance, or I can be someone you confide in, or I can be your girlfriend/wife from the beginning. I will give you the exact experience you desire with no shame or judgement. I can be myself and genuine, or I can chameleon into a completely different personality and be the type of girlfriend/wife/friend you want.


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WHAT CAN I TALK TO YOU ABOUT?
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•I will talk with you about anything you want with no judgement. I am a firm believer in privacy and consent, and I will never leak messages you send, nor will I ever disclose any information you discuss with me. Everything between us is always confidential. I have a website, and in my ten years of receiving very interesting emails, voicemails, etc., I have never once leaked or published a conversation that someone has sent me. I take these matters very seriously, and you can trust that I will continue my firm belief in privacy with our arrangement.

•For privacy purposes discussed above, our chats will be over encrypted XMPP with OMEMO, or via Session (preferred).


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NSFW?
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•I will also do NSFW messaging (whether it's occasional when you feel like you're craving it in between our regular conversation, or if you want it to be strictly NSFW). Our conversation can also be fetish related if you like, such as you being feminized, or you inflicting a fetish upon me.

•While I don't offer real NSFW pictures of myself, I can use Stable Diffusion to send sexual AI pictures of myself or the girl you want me to pretend to be -- either SFW or NSFW). I don't mind receiving NSFW pictures of you.


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GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCE
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•Real selfies may occasionally be included in our conversation if this is something you desire.

•Weekly phone calls of 1 hour

•Please note that this is a pretend arrangement and I am not actually your wife, girlfriend, or friend, nor do I genuinely sexually enjoy the arrangement. However, I will convincingly pretend and make you feel comfortable as if that is our reality together, even if I am in reality, completely repulsed by you/dislike you.


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ABOUT ME
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•I'm a very easygoing person who is not judgmental. I'm a biological female. I am great at carrying conversation and making you feel welcomed and comfortable, and I tend to effortlessly ease people who are nervous. I am great at listening to people as well, and I've been told on numerous occasions that I have a great memory for the things people tell me, which must mean I'm a good listener who genuinely cares. I tend to find humor in anything. Just like many other girls, I enjoy cooking, baking, I love animals, but I'm also very much interested in vintage technology repair, utilizing vintage technology (VCRs, camcorders, CRT TVs, radios), and utilizing open source software. My favorite movies are 1980's B-movies (usually horror or ones with babes in them).


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PAYMENTS
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Payments are paid weekly in an upfront sum of XMR. If you miss a payment, I cannot further respond to your messages until you pay for the next week.


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RESPONSIVENESS:
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How often I respond depends on factors such as your timezone and amount paid. For the base rate, I will respond casually. Some days I may be very active, other days I may be slower. I will give you even more attention the more XMR is committed for the week. (Thus, even more accurately emulating a real life girlfriend).


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HOW DO I START CHATTING WITH YOU?
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Send me a message on here (Xmrbazaar) with your XMPP address or Session ID. Please send the required payment, then I will immediately start giving you the experience you desire.


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WHY SHOULD I USE YOU INSTEAD OF AN AI CHATBOT?
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I myself utilize open source chatbots to emulate a husband/wife relationship (Me with Duke Nukem). While it can be entertaining and fulfill some of the desire within us, I find that the constant tweaking of a chatbot is not immersive. I will never tell you, "sorry, we can't talk about that." I am not reporting our chats back to a server and processing our conversation. Unlike a chatbot, I am able to offer a more human-like experience, with the ability to offer responses that are not as predictable as a chatbots (which are generally fairly overly-positive or overly stick to a prompt/character, unlike a real person who has nuance.) For some, the idea of interacting with a real, living, breathing girl is more exciting than chatting with a computer who does not genuinely engage with the conversation. Also, I offer real 1 hour long phone calls.

Tags: girlfriend, chat, message, nsfw

Published on: February 16, 2025

Views: 184