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literally anything you need! (anything goes)
$5.00
(USD) (≈ 0.015 XMR)
(19)
(3)
Rating 5.00 (32 reviews)
Stock
Unlimited stock
Location
Online
Delivery
Digital
Payment
  • Direct payment (XMR)
  • Multisig escrow (beta) (XMR)


Rating 4.93 (379 reviews)
Member since Jul 2024

literally anything you need! (anything goes)

Description

⚠️⚠️ elite version: https://xmrbazaar.com/listing/aCUB/ ⚠️⚠️

tell me anything you need and I'll try give it to you.

when I say "anything", I mean literally anything, not only "buy4you": i can create or find art, music, philosophy, memes, programs, games, accounts, activation codes, domains, clothes, sim cards, 3d prints, forbidden materials, rare links, anonymous accounts, photos of animals, seed-phrases for crypto with balance*, schizoanalysis movies, toki pona courses, psychological help, anything.

not doing only drugs, CSAM and etc unethical shit

Category: Other

Trust rating: Green
This seller offers multisig escrow or has bond insurance, meaning that buyers can request a refund in the case of a dispute. Note: Buyers must select multisig escrow or bond insurance when making the order. This trust rating does not apply to direct payment orders, which go directly to the seller and cannot be refunded. Escrow guide Bonds guide

Published on: July 31, 2024

Views: 1162

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5.00 stars overall - 32 reviews for this listing
5
The man delivers
Buyer | Reviewed listing: Private Listing
Early review - Order not completed yet
5
good
Buyer | Reviewed listing: Private Listing
Reply from cypherpink:
5
all good! great guy
Seller | Nov 5, 2025
5
Once again excellent seller happy customer
Reply from cypherpink:
5
one more great trade with this guy
Seller | Oct 30, 2025
5
Thank you cypherpink.
Reply from cypherpink:
5
really good and patient customer. happy to trade with.
Seller | Oct 10, 2025
5
amazing value
Early review - Order not completed yet
Reply from cypherpink:
5
all good!
Seller | Sep 26, 2025
5
Excellent, thanks
Buyer | Reviewed listing: Private Listing
Reply from cypherpink:
5
all good
Seller | Sep 4, 2025
5
great seller
Reply from cypherpink:
5
great and patient guy
Seller | Aug 18, 2025
5
Dope seller and a smooth transaction
Buyer | Reviewed listing: Private Listing
Reply from cypherpink:
5
great, fast replying, reliable customer!
Seller | Jul 2, 2025
5
A very reliable and trustworthy seller. Communication was always polite, clear and timely, with regular updates throughout the process. Honest, friendly, helpful, and easy to deal with—highly recommended!!
Reply from cypherpink:
5
amazing buyer – truly one of the kindest and most honest people i've dealt with. their trust and transparency made the whole process just too smooth. it's rare to meet someone this genuine. highly recommended!
Seller | Jul 1, 2025
5
Wonderful seller, honest and cares about his customers. He went above and beyond what I had initially hoped could count as the best outcome. Would highly recommend him and I hope to deal with him again. Thank you once more.
Reply from cypherpink:
5
great and honest customer. extremely pleasant experience, I'd surely love to work more with 'em
Seller | Jun 30, 2025
5
Excellent!
Buyer | Reviewed listing: Private Listing
5
perfect
Reply from cypherpink:
5
very patient and friendly customer. would definitely work with them again
Seller | May 25, 2025
5
Everything went perfect. Excellent seller, fullfilled the task despite unforeseen circumstances. Highly recommend!
Reply from cypherpink:
5
nice, friendly, patient customer. happy to work with them
Seller | May 13, 2025
5
great service!
Buyer | Reviewed listing: Private Listing
Reply from cypherpink:
5
good trader, happy to work with 'em
Seller | Feb 24, 2025
5
Honest seller. He is a great guy. I will work with him again the in the future. Please let me know if you need anything cypherpink. Thanks a lot.
Buyer | Reviewed listing: Private Listing
Reply from cypherpink:
5
Great customer! Smooth transaction, good communication. Would work again!
Seller | Feb 9, 2025
5
Trustworthy seller with fast responses, and always keeps me up to date with the order. This is actually the first physical item I purchased with Monero, and my experience is great thanks to cypherpink. Again, good job for keeping the circular economy going 🙌
Buyer | Reviewed listing: Private Listing
Reply from cypherpink:
5
trustworthy customer, happy to work with them!!
Seller | Jan 25, 2025
5
Asked for a screenshot from the dark web for a presentation and cypherpink over delivered and sent me 9!
Reply from cypherpink:
5
good guy, would work again
Seller | Jan 24, 2025
5
Unfortunately seller is not able to fulfill this order of mine due to technical issue. But regardless, cypherpink always keeps me in the loop and is always trying to find other solutions. I am now doing a re-order and hope all goes well this time! Thank you for your help, and for getting the circular economy going!
Buyer | Reviewed listing: Private Listing
Reply from cypherpink:
5
good guy! gifted me with their trust, which i'm thankful for
Seller | Jan 17, 2025
5
has been able to provide me with some great specific services that I asked for. Great service!
Reply from cypherpink:
5
great customer! would work with them again
Seller | Nov 24, 2024
5
Seller found something that is hard to find in my country. Very good communication. Recommended!
Reply from cypherpink:
5
neat and trustable customer, fully recommended
Seller | Nov 10, 2024
3 comments for this listing
Trustworthy and patient
Always being the GOAT. Super fast delivery.
Fantastic & trustworthy seller. I've sent them an XMR payment for them to buy me a certain mouse from eBay and they've fulfilled my order and had it shipped over. Thank you so much.

About the trader

4.93 (379 reviews)
Member since July 2024
Verified profiles
About me

Cypherpunk from Sweden selling the stuff you need.
tinyurl.com/warranty15

💎 Private no-kyc crypto exchange: https://www.wizardswap.io/?ref=7d9af6b8a4

Links

Ask for a Session. My SimpleX: https://smp15.simplex.im/a#RaHPMolm3edlYq3s9SvbjCzKLyMucmV19Amse2TG7Kc
I can also create a disposable encrypted chat in Tor Browser for us two.

I spend 75% of earned money on reducing suffering charity. I can share proofs.

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